oldksnarc Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Cannot attest to the accuracy of this report . . . but it sounds about right . . . Three Reported Missing After Animal Rights Activists Take "War on Leather" to Motorcycle Gang Rally. Pennsylvania - Three Reported Missing After Animal Rights Activists Take "War on Leather" to Motorcycle Gang Rally. Johnstown, PA: Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers "duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters," according to police officials. "Something just went wrong," said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. "Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong." The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, "growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats," decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event "in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats." "In fact," said the organizer. "Motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it... Ergo, they should stop." According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960's era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting "you're murderers" to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began. "They peed on me!!!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene', and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!" "I... I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket. And, he... he didn't even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, 'You can't prove that.' Next thing I know is he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and not let me off, because 'his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman'." Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers "farted on their heads." Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed "surprise" at the allegations. "That's preposterous," said one high ranking member of the biker organizing committee. "We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome." When confronted with the allegations of force feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and 'farting on their heads,' the organizer declined to comment in detail. "That's just our secret handshake," assured the organizer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUNTINGMAN Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 I heard this on the radio the other day,almost peed my pants I was laughing so hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 "That's just our secret handshake," assured the organizer. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeaveragehunter Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 There is no synthetic material that could hold my rambo knife, only leather baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camoman1 Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 Talking about messing with the bull and getting the horns...... What a bunch of idiots!!! That must have been a site to see Haha!! I would keep checking dumpster for the other 3 LOL I wish I could have been there to see that!:clap: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravin R10 man Posted January 13, 2010 Report Share Posted January 13, 2010 at least they were found...if it was the Hells Angels...well lets just say we wouldnt be reading about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adjam5 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Only goes to show what kind of idiots they really are. IF this is true:) Even if its not...good laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Got what they had coming I guess.... secret handshake...LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 i love it. i'm glad i'm not the only one laughing. in most clubs, they would be fertilizer now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyohunter Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 bikers one, activists zero... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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