buckee Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 As a North Bay trucker stops for a red light on Hwy.11, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says,............ "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in CANADA , and I'm driving the DANG SALT TRUCK.......OK" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerforged Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 That has to be one of the best "blonde" jokes I have heard in quite a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 baaaa haaaa haaaaaa .............. I can't wait to share that one :pacman::pacman::pacman::pacman: :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond Archer 01 Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 Haha. Thats funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kat Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 you guys gotta learn to title your threads better lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDog Posted January 14, 2010 Report Share Posted January 14, 2010 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fly Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Pretty funny Steve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowhammer Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adjam5 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 Poor Blondes...they bring us soo much entertainment on so many fronts. Good one Steve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 LMAO!!!!! That is funny! Gotta remember this one. :D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubledrop Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 you guys gotta learn to title your threads better lol. now that is funny Kyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prairiepredator Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 That is hilarious!!!!! :clap: Without a doubt, the best blonde joke I have ever heard...now probably one of my favourite jokes period! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muleyman Posted January 15, 2010 Report Share Posted January 15, 2010 LOL. That is a good one. I am gonna have to remember that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbHunterNY Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Nice Steve! I actually just told my girlfriend who used to be a blonde. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TennesseeTurkey Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 you guys gotta learn to title your threads better lol. glad I wasnt the only one thinking that LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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