buckee Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. 'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', Attorney General Holder said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle". When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, 'If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.' White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President. It is believed that the Nobel Prize for Physics will, no doubt. follow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond Archer 01 Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Haha. That is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adjam5 Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Who comes up with this stuff? Good one Steve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doe-ee Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 That's a good one! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeNRA Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Nice! Good one Steve! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDog Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texastrophies Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 That pretty much sums it up.:crutch: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyohunter Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 thats the total denominator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockadj27 Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 I liked that! Thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted January 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 thats the total denominator Yeah, no kiddin..eh Maybe da Tominator will appreciate this denominator. I guess being a teacher does have it's pluses and minuses ..eh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerforged Posted January 16, 2010 Report Share Posted January 16, 2010 Thats a good one, gotta make sure my wife sees this. she teaches middle school math. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWSmith Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 LOL...go forth...Multiply and Divide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilmisswtnhunt Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 omg!!! thats funny maybe my math teacher will get arrested or hurry up and go on maternity leave she is cranky!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted January 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 omg!!! thats funny maybe my math teacher will get arrested or hurry up and go on maternity leave she is cranky!!! Print this out and give it to her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clrj3514 Posted January 17, 2010 Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 Haha. That is funny. funny but sad because its probably true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted January 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2010 funny but sad because its probably true AH..NO..it's not true...it's a joke and you're suppose to laugh. Try it... Ha ...Ha ...Ha:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubledrop Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilmisswtnhunt Posted January 18, 2010 Report Share Posted January 18, 2010 Print this out and give it to her wonder what she would say it would probably be pretty funny:1eye: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 where do you get this great stuff, steve? lol and don't answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted January 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 where do you get this great stuff, steve? lol and don't answer. Some guy down in Wyoming sent it to me and I thought it was forum worthy. I just take all the credit for it. :D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeaveragehunter Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Are you sure that wasn't a true story? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Thats getting emailed around to all of the geeky Engineers in my office today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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