HUNTINGMAN Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 A Man who doesn't fish or drink beer I had to go into Boston for some business yesterday. After parking the car, I walked to the office building I was going to. Along the way I passed several street bums. One particularly dirty guy who really stunk came up to me and asked me for some money so he could get something to eat. Half-jokingly, I asked him how did I know that if I gave him money for food he wouldn't just go fishing instead. He looked at me funny and said, "Fishing? I never go fishing. I spend my days trying to stay alive on the street." Getting serious, I then asked him if he would just spend the money on beer. He answered, "You may not believe this, but I do not drink. Not a drop." I told him to come with me. I was going to bring him home and have my wife fix him the best meal he's ever had. "Are you sure?" he asked, "I know I'm pretty filthy and I probably don't smell too good." "You'd be doing me a favor," I told him. "I want to show my wife what a guy who doesn't fish or drink beer looks like." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camoman1 Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 Haha!!! Nice!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prairiepredator Posted January 27, 2010 Report Share Posted January 27, 2010 LOL!! That is a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond Archer 01 Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 That is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adjam5 Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 :p:p:p Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbeck Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 can I borrow him when your done, I think my wife would like to meet him. Plus if I give him the spare room upstairs I know he won't drink my beer and he'll be here to mow the lawn while I'm on the river. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkneck Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Good'n man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeaveragehunter Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 Now that is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubledrop Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDog Posted January 29, 2010 Report Share Posted January 29, 2010 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted January 30, 2010 Report Share Posted January 30, 2010 haaa haaa haaaaa .................. that was great :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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