You might be a redneck.....for real

[mrswtnhunt]

If you crawl up on your garage or house and glass for deer in your field.

If you crawl up on your garage and practice shooting at your 3D.

:shifty:

I know someone who does this ALOT!!!!

[Dakota]

If you have ever said, "nuff said" on a hunting forum.

'nuff said.

[dbHunterNY]

.....if:

- You regularly travel where a gps doesn't work (screen shows you and nothing else).

- When people stop and ask you for directions, because they can't find any road signs, you tell them to go back and turn right by the big red barn.

- Your 4th of July family function has an attendance of more than 100 people.

- You've held up traffic on the way to work to look at deer off the road.

- You've setup boards on a haywagon to practice shooting from an elevated position.

- Every Monday morning at work your boss asks you if you killed something over the weekend.

- Your car air freshener is spent and you don't want to take it down, because it's camo and you think it looks cool.

- Your idea of interior design is a bobble-head buck rubbing a tree placed on your end-table in your livingroom.

- You've purchased an upgraded cable package and bought a flat screen TV, just to watch Speed and Outdoor Channels, not to mention in high definition.

- Your significant other gets in a fight with the manager of Kmart, because a realtree camo t-shirt was marked wrong and they won't honor the price. (To clarify: It was only a verbal fight.)

Finally...

- You've just setup your new climber in a small tree, along the sidewalk in front of your downtown city apartment, because you couldn't wait to try it out even though people are staring at you the whole time.

[dbHunterNY]

11: If the butter compartment in your fridge has never held butter because that's where the diaphragm calls are kept.........

The directions said a cool dark place! I'm guilty. lol

[Gator]

.....if:

- You regularly travel where a gps doesn't work (screen shows you and nothing else).

That's what it shows when I am HOME!!!!!!

[Tominator]

Thought of another one just yesterday.

You might be a redneck if you fill your manicotti shells with your jerky blaster.

Guilty!

[Ethan Givan]

You might be a redneck if....

-You have almost been rear-ended multiple times while driving because to you slammed on the brakes and stopped in the middle of the road to look at deer or turkeys.

-You have wrapped duct tape around your boots to hold the soles on instead of buying new boots because they are broke in real nice.

-Have risked drowning in a lake because you paddled out into the middle in a boat with a hole in the bottom just to retrieve a dove you shot.

-You spend almost as much on hunting a year as you do to go to college.