RTPROFamily Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Since it is that time of year I thought I would post this classic LENT joke. Bubba Was Born a Baptist Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic........and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass........and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic." Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish.":yes: Another favorite catholic joke is this one: Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything... Tutors, Mentors, flash cards, Special learning centers. In short, everything they could think of to help his math. Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother Hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner. To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before. This went on for some time, day after day, while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference. Finally, little Zachary brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his room and hit the books. With great trepidation, his Mom looked at it and to her great surprise, Little Zachary got an "A" in math. She could no longer hold her curiosity. She went to his room and said, "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?" Little Zachary looked at her and Shook his head, no. "Well, then," she replied, Was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the Uniforms? "WHAT WAS IT ALREADY?" Little Zachary looked at her and said, "Well, on the first day of school when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond Archer 01 Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 LOL. Those ones are pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TennesseeTurkey Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 LOL those are great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adjam5 Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 Cute Darla...very cute . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prairiepredator Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Lol...those are pretty good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrswtnhunt Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Very funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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