m gardner Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Went to Bass Pro Shop to see how my warranty work is coming on my bow. They shipped it tuesday so it won't be back in time for the Cactus Open.:bang: So we went to the shooting department and I got the wife some electronic hearing protection for shooting. They are a little pricey so the clerk asked if I wanted to buy a 2 year extended warranty on them. I said "Thank you but I don't know if she's got two years left in her." Got a shot in the ribs from "little precious":rolleyes: and the dirtiest look:disolve: I've seen in a long time from the female cashier. Some folks just have no sense of humor. :D:D Mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 You must have one cozy doghouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TennesseeTurkey Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 You must have one cozy doghouse. LOL yeah he must Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 LOL! Wow, what Steve said! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PA_Spike_King Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 LOL, that's funny right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m gardner Posted February 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 Well we went around a corner when we first went into the store today and an old guy (yeah, even older than us!) bumped into her and she grabbed him so he wouldn't fall and danced with him until he steadied himself, which seemed to take forever and made him gin ear to ear. I mentioned that he seemed to enjoy her efforts at saving him from a hip replacement;) and she wacked me then too! :D. She's a little doll and I love her dearly and we have no end of fun together. Great shot and hunting companion too. Hmmm! Great shot?:48: Mark:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoosierbuck Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 I think if she'd wanted you dead, you would be a long way into a dirt nap by now, buddy. I think you're safe just by virtue of the fact that she knows she doesn't have the patience to house-break one of these young guys all full of P and V and doesn't feel like taking out the garbage herself. I have a built in life insurance policy around my house. I put all the lids on the jars so dang tight I am the only one that can open them. I know it has saved me from an untimely demise a time or two. A marriage without fun is...no fun. Keep it going. HB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoosierbuck Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 I think if she'd wanted you dead, you would be a long way into a dirt nap by now, buddy. I think you're safe just by virtue of the fact that she knows she doesn't have the patience to house-break one of these young guys all full of P and V and doesn't feel like taking out the garbage herself. I have a built in life insurance policy around my house. I put all the lids on the jars so dang tight I am the only one that can open them. I know it has saved me from an untimely demise a time or two. A marriage without fun is...no fun. Keep it going. HB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adjam5 Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 That is funny Mark. Heck if you can't have a little fun with the wife, then who can you have a little fun with? . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m gardner Posted February 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 I think if she'd wanted you dead, you would be a long way into a dirt nap by now, buddy. I think you're safe just by virtue of the fact that she knows she doesn't have the patience to house-break one of these young guys all full of P and V and doesn't feel like taking out the garbage herself. I have a built in life insurance policy around my house. I put all the lids on the jars so dang tight I am the only one that can open them. I know it has saved me from an untimely demise a time or two. A marriage without fun is...no fun. Keep it going. HB Now that's funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 That's why I'm happily bach-ing it right now...got enough leg-kicks under the table from my girlfriend five years ago... Unfortunately...I've discovered a girl that is beautiful, is a Christian and hunts...and her dad is the owner of one of the local archery shops...yeah, I'm in trouble! Dakota Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m gardner Posted February 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 That's why I'm happily bach-ing it right now...got enough leg-kicks under the table from my girlfriend five years ago... Unfortunately...I've discovered a girl that is beautiful, is a Christian and hunts...and her dad is the owner of one of the local archery shops...yeah, I'm in trouble! Dakota Sounds like you may be blessed to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prairiepredator Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Lol...that is hilarious!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant-KS Posted February 22, 2010 Report Share Posted February 22, 2010 Haha that's great! Gotta love it when a couple can give each other a few homorous jabs and still love each other a minute later! Keep it up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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