My Job Application Reply - Hysterical, I think.


Stinger-Hunter

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I saw a website posting for a job that would be perfect for me, except one obvious reason. Check out the job description below and then the site. I couldn't live with myself if I took this job. Besides a quick search of my posts and they would have found me out. There is no amount of money that could get me to work there.

I would love to apply for this position as I have 10 years working in website development, content management and e-marketing. I am a PMP certified project manager and have worked with nonprofits since 1999 including think tank and research organizations, Chicago Public Library and many others.

However, I love to hunt and often set out to kill as many deer, antelope, and coyotes as legally allowed. I also love Cabelas, Bass Pro Shop, Gander Mountain and every other place that sells firearms, traps, bullets, and fur-bearing killing machines. My wife also has a seal-fur coat which she inherited from her mom and feels really nice.

Maybe next time.

:-)

Lou Storiale, PMP, CSM

Avid Hunter

Defenders of Wildlife is a leading environmental non-profit organization, dedicated tot he protection of endangered species and habitat. Defenders has several Websites with monthly traffic approaching one million unique visits and approximately 800,000 e-subscribers. Defenders is an industry leader online. The Web Communications and Social media manager plays a key role in the upkeep and management of online content on www.defenders.org and all other defenders of Wildlife and Defenders of Wildlife Action Fund Websites as well as the management of Defender social media channels. This hands-on position will require thorough knowledge of online writing, editing, content strategy and social media. THIS POSITION IS LOCATED IN THE WASHINGON, D.C. AREA!

Responsibilities include but not limited to : content development, editing and writing for our Websites, posting content; develop content strategy aligned with Website goals; managing relationships with content owners; managing social media and assisting with development of social media strategy.

Essential Duties and Responsibilities: Web Content Strategy& Management, Social Media Engagement, Project Management, and thorough Industry Knowledge.

Qualifications: B.A./B.S. degree or equivalent, preferably in communications, English, advertising, marketing, political science, history or related field. Minimum 3 years experience in communications, advertising, political advocacy, marketing, Web writing or related capacity.

Requires strong interpersonal skills; strong writing, editing, and content development skills, speifically in online environment; and proficiency in HTML and Dreamweaver (or similar software).

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