Dakota Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Abu al-Zarqawi died and George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!" Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!" James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!" Thomas Jefferson was next, beat al-Zarqawi with a long cane and snarled, "It was Evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence ." The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist Leader. As al-Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Al- Zarqawi wept and said, "This is not what you promised me." The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbHunterNY Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Good one! lol thanks for sharing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jeramie Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Good enough to email around. Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 LOL! That is great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerforged Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 That, I like! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDog Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 LOL! thats good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gzilla45 Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 That is hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruttinbuc Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Got this in an email a few weeks back. That is a pretty good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adjam5 Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 Very good Dakota..I like it . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted February 23, 2010 Report Share Posted February 23, 2010 LOL! That is a good one! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWSmith Posted February 24, 2010 Report Share Posted February 24, 2010 Dooooh...LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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