Guest TennesseeTurkey Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 #1 A woman walking into a pet shop and sees a beautiful parrot with a sign on the cage ($50). The woman asks the clerk, why so little for the bird? he replies "The bird used to live in a Brothel, it says some vulgar things sometimes". She said to herself well it cant be that bad so she buys the bird and takes it home. When she gets it home the bird looks around and says "new house, new lady". The woman says well thats not that bad. Her 2 daughters get home and the bird says "new house, new lady, new girls" The woman says well seeing where he came from thats still not that bad. Then the womans husband comes in from work and bird looks at the man and says "Hi Keith"..... and the fight began.... #2 A woman and her husband are shopping at Wal-Mart and the husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in the cart. The woman says what are you doing? we cant afford that! He replies its only $10 for 24 cans, she still says no and makes him out them back.... They get on to the next aisle and the lady picks up a $20 jar of face cream and the husband says what are you doing? we cant afford that... the wife says but its my face cream its what makes me look beautiful. The husband says so does 24 cans of beer and its half the price, put it back....... and the fight began.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kat Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 HaHaHa, I like em both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbHunterNY Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 I haven't heard those in a while. lol They're great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt or be Hunted Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Heard #2 before, But both are still great!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond Archer 01 Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 LOL, those are some good ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PA_Spike_King Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Those are funny. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDog Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 LOL! Love the second one, first one is funny too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muff Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 I always like the one that goes like this....wife walks into the room and asks whats on the TV? and the husband says DUST....and then the fight started....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mallard_drake85 Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Lmao...that first one was good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prairiepredator Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Those are both great! I especially love #2! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muleyman Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 HAHA those are hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerLily Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 Funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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