Keeping a sense of humor


ruttinbuc

Recommended Posts

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of "pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel… this is the Promised Land."

Now, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land!

Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc... I called Lifeline, the suicide help line.

I reached a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Not sure which is funnier.......

This:

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of "pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel… this is the Promised Land."

Now, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land!

Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc... I called Lifeline, the suicide help line.

I reached a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...!

Or this:

are you serious.....?

:D :D

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.