ruttinbuc Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of "pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel… this is the Promised Land." Now, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land! Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc... I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. I reached a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goinghuntin Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Well? Can you??? Nathan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fugitive Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 are you serious.....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TN Bucknasty Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Good stuff!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gzilla45 Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 So true.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 now that's funny. at least to 99.99% of us here. sorry, lance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wobbly_Alaska Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 well did ya hear that when O boy found out there were some 200,000 cattle guards in the western states, O boy ordered 1/2 of them fired and before anyone could correct him on what a cattle guard was... Pelousy asked that before they were fired, they get 6 month retraining.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiobucks Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Not sure which is funnier....... This: Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of "pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel… this is the Promised Land." Now, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land! Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc... I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. I reached a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...! Or this: are you serious.....? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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