cinch314 Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 (edited) § Violence does not scare us. § We ride 1500 pound horses and stare down an alley full of mad, snot slinging cows that weigh over 800 pounds. § We've held down cows that outweigh you by four times. Don't try to intimidate us. Most of our husbands stand a head and shoulders taller than us and out-weigh us by 100 pounds and we aren't scared of them. Why should we be frightened by someone who can't keep their pants up? § Every time we work cows, our husbands threaten us if we don't get out of the gate. They threaten us if we don't stay in the gate. We are pretty much not impressed by threats. Plus if you get much closer, we may give you some threats of our own to consider and be able to back it up. § Don't threaten to steal my pickup. I work for a living so I have insurance. The chances of you being able to drive a standard are next to none and there is no spare. I've walked from the back side of the ranch. I can walk from here. § You want my purse? Take it. It has little money in it because as I mentioned I work for a living. You will find various receipts for feed and vet supplies, some dried up gum and the notice for my next teeth cleaning. The only drugs you will find in there is something that is either aspirin or a calf scour pill but it's been in there so long I've forgotten which one is which. § Don't threaten to hurt me. I may look old and fragile to you, but I can ride horseback for 12 hours with nothing to eat or drink. I have been kicked, bucked off, run over and mucked out. I've had worse things happen to me in the pens than you have experienced in the little gang wars you've been through, and still cooked supper for a crew.. § You may whip me son but you'll be tired and sore in the morning and yes I will remember your face because I am used to knowing which calf belongs to which cow. I'll also remember which direction you went and what you were wearing because I have tracked many a cow with less information than you've given me. § You are not going to scare me with that little 'Saturday Night Special' when I have a .38 in my boot. Don't think I won't shoot you! I've shot several coyotes and numerous rattle snakes. I put down my horse when he broke his leg and shot my pet dog when he killed a calf. Don't think I won't consider you a rabid dog and go on my way Edited April 12, 2010 by Turkeygirl language Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goinghuntin Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 I'm keeping far away from Oklahoma :jaw: Nathan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond Archer 01 Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 My sister is actually leaving for oklahoma tonight to visit her boyfriends family, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m gardner Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 Number 1 reason has to be because I was raised not to hit women no matter what. Things musta changed since then. Mark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PotashRLS Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 That is awesome girl!!!! And frankly, I picture you with more than a .38 in your boot:angel1: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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