Guest TennesseeTurkey Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 I got this in an e-mail and had to clean up 2 or 3 words but this is GREAT... A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy a half head oflettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter. Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some Butt-hole wants to buy a half head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?" " Oklahoma , sir." the boy replied. "Well, why did you leave Oklahoma ?" the manager asked. The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but ho's and football players there." "Really?" said the manager "My wife is from Oklahoma ." "Get outta here!" the boy said , "Who'd she play for?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 OK, im emailing that around! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkneck Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 That's a good one Will! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan Givan Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 haha I like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluelund79 Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 Now that is in good fun and quick thinking there....Thats hitting the email list for sure~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muleyman Posted May 6, 2010 Report Share Posted May 6, 2010 HAHA thats a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suro25 Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 that was a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 pretty good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prairiepredator Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 That's hilarious...I like it!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond Archer 01 Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 Haha, thats a good one!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goinghuntin Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 Very good, I got a good laugh out of that one :clap: Nathan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted May 9, 2010 Report Share Posted May 9, 2010 ROFLMBO! :D:D That's a good'un, Will! Dakota Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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