RangerClay Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 I'm sitting here at my computer waiting for our school awards ceremony to start at 7pm. So I thought I would share a little teacher humor with you all. Chris & John have probably heard this one before. A teacher once asked me what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken! She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders". Guess where I am now??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunt or be Hunted Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 http://www.realtree.com/forums/showthread.php?t=99270 :D Good one tho! I still love it! haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted June 8, 2010 Report Share Posted June 8, 2010 hahahahaha :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muleyman Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 haha gooder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkneck Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 I like that one Joe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiobucks Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 KFC original recipe....... mmmmmmmm.... -OR- Popeye's spicy chicken......dang it now I'm hungry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhino Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Goodun!!! KFC original recipe....... mmmmmmmm.... -OR- Popeye's spicy chicken......dang it now I'm hungry. Sounds like you can't get KFC's extra spicy recipe up there Tom. Sure miss it since my cardiologist got on my case last year about my cholestrol level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunterbobb Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Now thats funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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