clrj3514 Posted July 23, 2010 Report Share Posted July 23, 2010 A couple was celebrating their 50th anniversary. They had never had an argument in their entire marriage. A young man asked, "How on Earth have you two never had an argument???" The old man replied, "It's simple my boy. On the day we got married we went out riding horses. My wife's horse suddenly stopped. So she got off the horse, looked it in the eyes, and said, "alright that's one." We went a little farther and her horse stopped again. She said, "alright that's two." After a few more minutes , the horse stopped again. Immediately, she pulled out a revolver and shot the horse dead. Startled I yelled, "Whoa honey you can't do that." She turned to me and replied, "alright, that's one." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SourthenILdeerhunter Posted July 23, 2010 Report Share Posted July 23, 2010 now thats funny!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fawn09 Posted July 23, 2010 Report Share Posted July 23, 2010 Geesh! Wouldn't want to make her mad! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted July 24, 2010 Report Share Posted July 24, 2010 LMBO!!! Griz... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
92xj Posted July 24, 2010 Report Share Posted July 24, 2010 I think I know her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BearClaw Posted July 25, 2010 Report Share Posted July 25, 2010 Very funny!! Good one to tell at an anniversary party when you toast the couple! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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