Pet Peeve.....Rant


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So, my biggest pet peeve is chewing with your mouth open or just hearing chewing going on in general. So, for the past couple of weeks I have a new hire sitting in my office using my spare computer. This guy is a big guy and he eats, he eats a lot and he eats all the dang time. I am getting sick of it. As soon as he gets in he eats cherry tomatoes followed by a sandwich zip lock bag full of cookies, Then within an hour or so, its on to a bag of chips and sluping of his coke. Then the apple comes out. Shoot me now!

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I am with you.

I had a guy that I worked with and liked a lot. He was great except he smacked. In fact, he smacked that badly that I thought he was trying to do it on purpose as a joke. You could literally see the back of his throat if he was sitting across from you he opened his mouth so widely during eating.

Horrible. I kept thinking to myself, doesn't anyone love this guy enough to tell him?

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I am with you.

I had a guy that I worked with and liked a lot. He was great except he smacked. In fact, he smacked that badly that I thought he was trying to do it on purpose as a joke. You could literally see the back of his throat if he was sitting across from you he opened his mouth so widely during eating.

Horrible. I kept thinking to myself, doesn't anyone love this guy enough to tell him?

Luckily the way I have my computers set up I cant see him. I would not be able to handle the situation you were in with seeing inside his mouth. I would have said something! Thats horrible. This guy also must produce loads of saliva, because no matter what he's eating, it sounds like he is chewing under under with his mouth open. Gross.

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Yea, I can't stand a smacker or someone who eats with their mouth open.

This reminds me of a fishing trip I went on with a co-worker. We went fishing for catfish. He bought a box of frozen shrimp from the tackle shop. We were out there for several hours and of course the shrimp were thawed out by the end of the trip. We get back to his truck, he opens a bag of chips and goes to town without washing his hands........nasty, raw, warm, gooey, shrimp juice dried up all over his fingers. I almost lost it.

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Ben...get a fart machine and let loose...often.

Betcha he moves out:D.

OR...

Tell the guy you found mice droppings and you don't think it is a good idea to keep eating in the cube/office.

No need for that, I do the real deal all the time hoping for a complaint or a volunteered move out, but I get nothing! :(

Now this is a brilliant idea. I shall do it in the morning, and see what takes place! Thank you kind Sir.

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Yeah that's one of my biggest pet peeve as well. A lot of my uncles and cousins are like that on mom's side, depending how they were brought up. Sometimes it's just the way their ate and no one said boo about it, and their kids followed in their footsteps until they were at the age when they figured out it was disgusting and really annoying.

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