blonde jokes

[SourthenILdeerhunter]

heres a good one

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento."When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told thatit had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least 1 capital.lets hear some of your favrite's

[Dakota]

A blonde called 911 to report her husband had been shot in a hunting accident and that he was dying. The 911 operator asked her to make sure he was dead. Ka-BLAM! "Okay, I did that...now what?" :D:D

Dakota

[Slash]

What goes: VROOM... SCREECH... VROOM... SCREECH... VROOM... SCREECH?

A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?

She missed.

[Randy]

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where all the vegetables are washed...

[SourthenILdeerhunter]

here's a good one

At noon today, a blonde PETA member was a rush to go shopping at JC Penney's to take advantage of her extra 15% off until 1pm coupon. As she got into her car she saw a dead cat in her driveway. Compassionately she placed it in a recycled br...own paper sack and put it in her car to take it to the pet cemetery for a proper burial. Realizing it would take her an hour to make the round trip she decides to stop by JCP first. Not wanting to leave the cat in the hot car, she placed the sack in the shade of a shrub in the parking lot. Another blonde sees the sack moments later and opens it, screams and passes out. 911 is called and they scoop up the blonde and place her purse and sack on her lap and rush her to the hospital. She arouses and sees the sack on her, screams and passes out again. The blonde EMT, puzzled by the lady's reaction, picks up the sack and looks inside, screams and gives the sack a toss. It lands on the dash and the cat slides out of the sack and the blonde EMT driver crashes the ambulance into a tree. The cat flies out the broken windshield into a creek below and floats away. No one believed any of the blondes because of all the dumb blonde jokes they hear. Plausible?

[PA_Spike_King]

Why can't blonds eat pickles........Can't fit their head in the jar. LOL

[dogdoc]

A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.

She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand."

"What did you not understand ?"

And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

[Ethan Givan]

This has always been one of my favorites.

A young couple recently married are having a custom home built and one day they are talking to the contractor about paint. "What color do you want this room to be?" the contractor asks. The couple thinks for a second and then responds "baby blue." The contractor walks over to an open window and yells out, "Green side up!" The couple are puzzled but they continue to the next room. The contractor asks what color they want that room, and they decide lavender. The contractor walks over to another open window and yells "Green side up!" Again the couple are puzzled but dismiss it once more. They go to a third room, the contractor agian asks what color, and they respond "egg shell" as the color they want. The contractor walks over to the window and yells "Green side up!" once again. The couple can no longer resist and ask "why do you scream green side up out the window even though we keep choosing other colors?" The contractor laughs and says " oh that....well I've got a couple blondes out there laying sod."

[Yellowhammer]

Those are funny, but my wife didn't like them for some reason.