hobie Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 You know you're from Pennsylvania if... You only own three spices: salt, pepper, ketchup. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. You have more miles on your snowblower than your car. You have 10 favorite recipes for venison. You have an uncontrollable urge to buy bread and milk when you hear the word "snow." Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie. You owe more money on your snowmobile or John Deere than your car. The first day of "Buck Season" and "Doe Season" is a school holiday. Your snowblower gets stuck on your roof. The local paper covers National and International headlines on 1/4 page but requires six pages for sports. School closings due to snow take the radio stations a half an hour to finish, because just about every town has its own school district. When someone says 1972, you think "Agnes," and when someone says 1979, you think "TMI." You call sloppy joes "barbecue." When it snows, they put cinders on the roads instead of sand. You think the start of deer hunting is a National Holiday. You pronounce "Suite" as SUIT, not SWEET. As in Living Room Suite. You know which leaves make good toilet paper. You only buy your beer and soda by the case. You think the roads in any other state are smooth. You find -20F "a little" chilly. You ask the waitress for "dippy eggs" for breakfast. The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer. You know the four seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and Construction. There are still places you can still stop along the road to buy fruits, vegetables, or crafts on the "honor system." The municipality buys a Zamboni before a school bus. You never see any Confederate Flags, except on the Gettysburg Battlefield. You prefer Hershey's Chocolate to Godiva. You consider Pittsburgh to be "out west," and you know the fastest way to Philly is the Turnpike. You can give directions to Intercourse with a straight face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjones Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Re: You know your from PA if........... lol!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckbuster11 Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Re: You know your from PA if........... You got that right!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Re: You know your from PA if........... LOL! that could be taken as "ya know your from Canada if......" lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted February 26, 2005 Report Share Posted February 26, 2005 Re: You know your from PA if........... That is pretty good. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeNRA Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 Re: You know your from PA if........... [ QUOTE ] LOL! that could be taken as "ya know your from Canada if......" lol [/ QUOTE ] Except for the last line! Only PA can claim that we have a city named that!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJJ Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 Re: You know your from PA if........... that is a good one. lol!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDog Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 Re: You know your from PA if........... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IADEERDUDE Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 Re: You know your from PA if........... lol.... those are good ones .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PAbowhunter4life Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 Re: You know your from PA if........... I started one of these on www.huntingpa.com....... Mine started off with...... You know you're from PA if your favorite deer stand is past inspection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 Re: You know your from PA if........... [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] LOL! that could be taken as "ya know your from Canada if......" lol [/ QUOTE ] Except for the last line! Only PA can claim that we have a city named that!!! [/ QUOTE ] LMBO!! ya learn somethin new everyday eh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sagitarius Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 Re: You know your from PA if........... [ QUOTE ] When someone says 1972, you think "Agnes," and when someone says 1979, you think "TMI." [/ QUOTE ]Got me on that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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