Ohiobucks Posted September 20, 2010 Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 A turkey sandwich walks into a bar and hopes up on the stool. He calls the bartender over and says "I'd like a vodka on the rocks, with a slice of lime and make it a double." The bartender looks at him for a second and then replies "I'm sorry sir, but we don't serve food here." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redkneck Posted September 20, 2010 Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 Hahahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted September 20, 2010 Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 Hailey or Brant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted September 20, 2010 Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 LOL! Funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goinghuntin Posted September 20, 2010 Report Share Posted September 20, 2010 He showed discrimination against a sandwich?!?! Nathan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiobucks Posted September 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 88 views, only 4 replies.......I really didn't consider this high brow humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted September 21, 2010 Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 well i think it's good. i'll bet the other 84 were smiling... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prairiepredator Posted September 21, 2010 Report Share Posted September 21, 2010 Lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunter109 Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 hey man if he order that up man he must be a girl if its on therocks it waters it ll down well latter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiobucks Posted September 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 hey man if he order that up man he must be a girl if its on therocks it waters it ll down well latter Finally! Someone gets it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunter109 Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 yep only girls get the watered down stuff and i lik every thing i drink straight well thats me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 yep only girls get the watered down stuff and i lik every thing i drink straight well thats me Somebody's gonna hurt someone, Before the night is through. Somebody's gonna come undone, There's nothing we can do.... Got this mental image of 109 coming into a bar, the kind with the swinging doors like Daffy Duck used to bust through, and ordering up a Absolute straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunter109 Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 hey man i dont fight all the time just when they make me i am a good guy i do drink my drinks straight but i dont fight inless someone starts stuff other than that it is a good night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 hey man i dont fight all the time just when they make me i am a good guy i do drink my drinks straight but i dont fight inless someone starts stuff other than that it is a good night Everybody wants to take a little chance, hope it comes out right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunter109 Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 well we like to have fun here if we do fight we go back and there thier we are friends till they start agin but most of the time they bring other poeple to figh with us and so my fam gets into it all i have to do is make a call and a few ofmy uncles and cuzs will be there if there are more than one but it turns out ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 well we like to have fun here if we do fight we go back and there thier we are friends till they start agin but most of the time they bring other poeple to figh with us and so my fam gets into it all i have to do is make a call and a few ofmy uncles and cuzs will be there if there are more than one but it turns out ok There's gonna be a heart ache tonight, I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunter109 Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 nah thats why a ware steel toe boots when i go out i never no when someone wants to fight well i like to fight on my feet but if they want to go to the ground its cool i can do he same on the ground well or just kick them with them ol steeltoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybear Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 LOL-:chair: Some people like to stay out late Some folks can't hold out that long But nobody wants to go home now. There's too much goin' on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiobucks Posted September 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 I see.... :drink: Its just one of those days Feeling like a freight train. First one to complain, Leaves with a bloodstain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunter109 Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 hey what can i say maybe thats why you all ant talking t me heck dont know but most poeple no me around here and dont start thats all i have to say and yea if they start we both might be bloody but he will be the one layin on the floor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 hey what can i say maybe thats why you all ant talking t me heck dont know but most poeple no me around here and dont start thats all i have to say and yea if they start we both might be bloody but he will be the one layin on the floor Lost and insecure, you found me, you found me Lying on the floor surrounded, surrounded Why’d you have to wait? Where were you? Where were you? Just a little late, you found me, you found me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes And he went down, but to my surprise, He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear. But I busted a chair right across his teeth And we crashed through the wall and into the street Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunter109 Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 nah i like how you all think that is funny well latter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruttinbuc Posted September 22, 2010 Report Share Posted September 22, 2010 "I'm sorry sir, but we don't serve food here." HAWHAWHAW, hyuk hyuk cough, snort snort, hahahahawhawhaw!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsterBuck48 Posted September 23, 2010 Report Share Posted September 23, 2010 Somebody's gonna hurt someone, Before the night is through. Somebody's gonna come undone, There's nothing we can do.... Got this mental image of 109 coming into a bar, the kind with the swinging doors like Daffy Duck used to bust through, and ordering up a Absolute straight. hey man i dont fight all the time just when they make me i am a good guy i do drink my drinks straight but i dont fight inless someone starts stuff other than that it is a good night well we like to have fun here if we do fight we go back and there thier we are friends till they start agin but most of the time they bring other poeple to figh with us and so my fam gets into it all i have to do is make a call and a few ofmy uncles and cuzs will be there if there are more than one but it turns out ok jake i kno how you get when you drink, your triggered really easy but i do believe what tominator said was a compliment to how a real man should drink. and we dont need no family wars so everyone have a drink pull up a log and watch two guys knock each other then clean up the ruins and keep drinkin.:chair: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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