92xj Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 Buckee is passing by Corey's hay barn one day when through a gap in the door, he sees Corey doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere. Buttocks clenched, Corey performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls,followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move,he lets his overalls fall down to his hips revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Grabbing both sides of his shirt he rips it apart to reveal his stained tee shirt underneath. With a final flourish,he tears the tee shirt from his body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay. Having seen enough, Buckee rushes in and says, "What the heck are you doin Corey???" "Jeez, Buckee ,ya scared the crap outta me!!!" exclaims Corey Then obviously embarassed,he says.. "Me and the old lady been havin trouble lately in the bedroom department... and the therapist suggested I do somethin sexy to a tractor" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
92xj Posted October 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 I wonder out of the 12 views of this post, how many actually got it. I would say not to many of you. I know who you are! :clown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SourthenILdeerhunter Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 now thats funny right there!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 Yeah..when he said that, I told him "the tractor never moved, so I guess it ain't workin" ..LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawg Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 (edited) Hardy har har....... edit: Ben, refer to the bottom sentence of my sig. Thank you. Edited October 12, 2010 by Dawg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 That's pretty good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 i'd heard it before, but enjoyed it again. good one, ben. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 LMBO! Ben,.........you're a trip... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clrj3514 Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 I got it! Maybe bein from North Carolina helps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickel Posted October 13, 2010 Report Share Posted October 13, 2010 that is really funny!! I caught it the first time but it took my wife a few seconds before she got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adjam5 Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 Nyuk Nyuk NYuk.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsterBuck48 Posted October 14, 2010 Report Share Posted October 14, 2010 i think she meant to attact her not to a tractor but whatever calling you have answer it in private Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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