Strut10 Posted October 26, 2010 Report Share Posted October 26, 2010 An old country farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully, from morning till night she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot. One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began nagging him again. Complain, nag, complain, nag - it just went on and on. All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet, caught her smack in the back of the head, and killed her dead on the spot. At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement. This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it. So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer, and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men. The old farmer said, 'Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod my head in agreement.' 'And what about the men?' the minister asked. 'They wanted to know if the mule was for sale.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted October 26, 2010 Report Share Posted October 26, 2010 LMBO! Nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhino Posted October 26, 2010 Report Share Posted October 26, 2010 Got a chuckle out of that Strut...not to be confused with a chortle though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted October 26, 2010 Report Share Posted October 26, 2010 LOL! That's funny! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted October 26, 2010 Report Share Posted October 26, 2010 Now that's funny! LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strut10 Posted October 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2010 Got a chuckle out of that Strut...not to be confused with a chortle though. Oooooooooh, you're a tough cookie!! What's it take to get a chortle outta you??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prairiepredator Posted October 26, 2010 Report Share Posted October 26, 2010 LOL, thats a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted October 26, 2010 Report Share Posted October 26, 2010 hahahahahahahahahaha :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruttinbuc Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 Harharharhardyharhar....good one Don! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCH Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 I could easily top this joke....just didn't know it was a contest???:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddyboman Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 lol.....makes sense to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiobucks Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 Dang it Don, I just chortled myself.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWSmith Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 I called the Wife in here to listen to me read that to her.... She was fighting SOooooo hard not to break out laughing as she turned her head and Chortled out the door...LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBow Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 What I wan'na know is, what would it take to borrow that there mule, seein's it ain't up for sale? I mean like, why buy the mule when you can get the kick for free? TBow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 hahahahhaha Got a good laugh out of that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 i agree with the farmer. i'd never sell a mule like that. but i would have a sign made.... MULE FOR RENT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 LOL. Been a while since I have seen that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 Lol! yep, thats a keeper... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 That's a good mid day chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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