What a hunter says......


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What a hunter says....and what he really means.

Was sitting in the stand this morning and thought up a couple of these. Thought it would be fun for everyone to add their own.

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What a hunter says.....what he really means.

I missed a monster this morning!.......I shot at a forked horn buck and missed but you weren't there so how would you know.

It was perfect deer weather this morning........I froze my dang butt off!

After I shot him, he only ran 20 yards............Actually, I watched him run 20 yards but ended up following the blood trail for 200 yards.

I put a pretty good shot on him but hit him a little further back than I would've liked..............I got nervous and ended up shooting him in the butt.

When the rut is on, I hunt all day.........Except for the 5 hours I spend back at camp, drinking beer and napping.

He walked by broadside at 20 yards, I grunted softly to stop him, placed my pin right behind his shoulder and squeezed the trigger slowly......He came running through my shooting lane at 40 yards, I held two yards in front of him, closed my eyes and punched the heck out of my trigger.

He field dressed over 200 lbs......He was 125 soaking wet, but noone else was around to verify the scales.

I had a 160 class buck skirt me at 75 yards.....He was only in the 90's but with his potential I'm sure he would hit 160 in 4 or 5 years.

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He came in on a string......a string that went around the bean field, through the bog, behind the barn, up the two track, to the stand.

He locked up sixty yards out from my decoy not knowing what to make of it and took off.........He locked up at 60 yards and then turned tail after surveying the situation and spotting me sticking out like a sore thumb in the only leafless tree in the fence line..

He was just a step away from getting an broadhead run through his lungs but went back into the thicket........Well actually he never came out of the thicket.

The blood trail was so wide Stevie Wonder could have followed it........ I was on my knees for 300 yards looking for pin drops ........or the other way around

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When I'm on stand, I rarely move.......Unless its to spit, stand up, text, check facebook, or because I'm bored.

I've never shot a running deer......Tried, but couldn't hit the dang thing.

I normally get to my stand 30 minutes before daylight every morning.......Except those mornings that I hit my snooze 10 times....which is almost every morning.

I would never shoot a fawn with spots on it......And pass up a deer that gives me little white dots to aim at?? Yeah, like that's happening.

You can't eat the horns!.......Nope, but who the heck cares??

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I messed up on one....

Can't eat the rack!.......All I ever see are dinks but if I was to ever see a big racked buck, I'd definitely shoot it!

When the temp's drop below freezing, snow's falling and the wind's blowing 15 mph, that's my favorite time to hunt......................Out the window of my warm truck!

Yes, I shot this state record buck legally with my compound bow............Never owned a bow in my life, shot this booger with my .223 while my buddy held the spotlight.

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Steve Kane Special!

Really! I killed a deer with my bare hands and a buck knife. I was off my meds. What was i thinking? Kids don't try this at home.

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ROTFLMBO...probably True too! :)))

Shoot, Shovel, and Shut Up....................if you shot my Dog running a Deer I would cry like baby.

How's that new Lock-On stand doing for you on the family farm good Buddy???...............I'm going to keep begging you until you invite me to hunt there you scumbag.

I buy a New Bow every year because it's the Best Bow availible on the market..........I dont spend enough time learning to use the one I already own.

I shot this morning at the Big 8 with a drop but just as the arrow got there he stepped in a gopher hole.............I whiffed on a yearling Doe so bad my arrow ended up on the neighbors property.

I cant stand hunting public land because you get run over by the crowd..........I'm too lazy to get up earlier and beat them in there.

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