I'm sure this was on here before but it cracks me up.
Red Neck vs Game Warden
A redneck fisherman was stopped by a game warden recently with two ice chests full of live fish in water, leaving a river well known for its fishing
The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish]
"Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet fish
Astounded, the Warden says: "Pet fish?"
Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let'em swim around for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I tak'em home
That's not right! Fish can't do that!" Screamed the Warden]
The redneck looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth. I'll show you. It really works."
Okay, I've GOT to see this
The redneck poured the fish into the river and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well
Well, what?" said the redneck
When are you going to call them back"
Call who back
The FISH "
What fish