doughboy1956

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  1. Re: doughboys wife I want to thank you all for the for the lovely flower arrangement that you sent to the house. The basket and arrangment expressed to the family your love, support and understaning; but, they also were such a great example of the beauty and fragility of life. Thank you so much. Fondly, John E Parks and family.
  2. Re: My precious and beautiful wife, Linda, passed away Thank you sincerely for sharing our sorrow and for your prayers. Your kindness is deeply appreciated and will always be remembered John E Parks and Family
  3. My precious and beautiful wife, Linda, passed away last Friday morning. I found her lifeless body in our bed at 5.30 a.m.The paramedics said she was dead around three hours when i found her and she passed away peacefully in her sleep.The autopsy said it was congestive heart failure. Her funeral was held Wednesday at 11:00 a.m. She was young (55). We were married for 37 years. I'm in shock and obviously grieving, but I wanted to let you know and write a few words about what she meant to me. She was my life, folks. She was my inspiration. She was everything to me, and I worked hard to let her know that.I honestly felt the love, respect and support that the experts talk about when describing good marriages. She was my rock, too, and I don't know what I'm going to do without her. I'll likely not be posting for awhile. Meanwhile, I could sure use your prayers right now. No man ever expects to bury his bride. She knew I loved her, and I knew she loved me. We were fortunate and blessed for that.I'm so very lucky to have had those 37 years with such a precious and pure soul. Words cannot express how much I miss her. May God hold her safely in His arms now and forever.
  4. HERE'S WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAS TO SAY ABOUT NOVA SCOTIANS 1. IF YOUR LOCAL DAIRY QUEEN IS CLOSED FROM SEPTEMBER THROUGH MAY,YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 2. IF SOMEONE IN A HOME DEPOT STORE OFFERS YOU ASSISTANCE AND THEY DON'T WORK THERE, YOU LIVE N NOVA SCOTIA. 3. IF YOU'VE WORN SHORTS AND A PARKA AT THE SAME TIME, YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 4. IF YOU'VE HAD A LENGTHY TELEPHONE CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE WHO DIALED A WRONG NUMBER, YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 5. IF "VACATION" MEANS GOING ANYWHERE SOUTH OF YARMOUTH FOR THE WEEKEND,YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 6. IF YOU MEASURE DISTANCE IN HOURS, YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 7.IF YOU KNOW SEVERAL PEOPLE WHO HAVE HIT A DEER MORE THAN ONCE, YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 8. IF YOU HAVE SWITCHED FROM "HEAT" TO "A/C" AND BACK AGAIN IN THE SAME DAY,YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 9. IF YOU CAN DRIVE 75 MPH THROUGH 2 FEET OF SNOW DURING A RAGING BLIZZARD WITHOUT FLINCHING, YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 10. IF YOU INSTALL SECURITY LIGHTS ON YOUR HOUSE AND GARAGE, BUT LEAVE BOTH UNLOCKED, YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 11. IF YOU CARRY JUMPERS IN YOUR CAR AND YOUR WIFE KNOWS HOW TO USE THEM,YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 12. IF YOU DESIGN YOUR KID\'S HALLOWEEN COSTUME TO FIT OVER A SNOWSUIT, YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 13. IF DRIVING IS BETTER IN THE WINTER BECAUSE THE POTHOLES ARE FILLED WITH SNOW, YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 14. IF YOU KNOW ALL 4 SEASONS: ALMOST WINTER, WINTER, STILL WINTER AND ROAD CONSTRUCTION, YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 15. IF YOU HAVE MORE MILES ON YOUR SNOW BLOWER THAN YOUR CAR,YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 16. IF YOU FIND -10 DEGREES F "A LITTLE CHILLY", YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA. 17. IF YOU ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND THESE JOKES, YOU LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA.
  5. Funny Thing about Coyote, They Taste a Little Like Turkey.
  6. New Canadian Temperature Guide The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart 50º Fahrenheit (10 C) Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians plant gardens. 35º Fahrenheit (1.6 C) Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows down. 32º Fahrenheit (0 C) American water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker. 0º Fahrenheit (-17.9 C) New York Citylandlords finally turn on the heat. Canadians have the last cookout of the season. -60º Fahrenheit (-51 C) Mt. St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door. -100º Fahrenheit (-73 C) Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their ear flaps. -173º Fahrenheit (-114 C) Ethyl alcohol Freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg. -460º Fahrenheit (-273 C) Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying "Cold eh?" -500º Fahrenheit (-295 C) **** freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
  7. Found this very funny and thought i would share with my fourm members. http://www.zippyvideos.com/13527428529795/petstar_einstein/
  8. Re: basement fun ( pics ) That looks great Lewis.
  9. Re: They walk among us! Thanks for sharing. Needed that this morning. Funny stuff.
  10. Re: Made it home!! Glad to hear you made it back safe and sound.
  11. Re: I get tomorrow off! After 8 months of getting up you might not be able to sleep-in Jeramie. Hope you do get the extra zzzzzzzzzz.
  12. Re: French Military It looks like it was staged with a dud round to get laughs and that i did. Very funny thanks for sharing.
  13. Re: Happy Birthday to Davidc ,TreeStandBowHunter! Happy Birthday fellows.
  14. Re: HELP ASAP please. Congrats!! Glad to hear the news.
  15. Re: Dixie Chicks take home hardware [/ QUOTE ] I find it funny that this is the last post on this subject, i think there new album is awful i wouldnt even call it country. Sooooo guys how does that Shoe leather taste? To bad the Real Red Blooded Americans didnt get a vote between that and the candian comment......i dont know what is funnier This forum is no better than the grammys one spot is 99% left the other is 99% right And this post prob should have been in the political room because thats all its about. [/ QUOTE ] If you play in a band and your album has just gone platinum, means it has sold over one million copies The Chicks’ latest CD, Taking the Long Way, has been certified double platinum in the U.S. by the RIAA. Taking the Long Way was the 6th biggest selling disc last year in the U.S. That would mean that 2 million americans bought the cd. So it seems they had their vote in that way. I don't like their music and have none of their records,cd,s,albums etc:
  16. Re: Dixie Chicks take home hardware [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] They still play them alot in Canada, can't stand them! Everytime they come on I ussually shut the radio off! [/ QUOTE ] If it was your PM, you country would feel about them the way most red blooded Americans over here do. Of course you have your left wing wackos and the liberals that are happy with what they said. Their crappy music is not allowed in my home what-so-ever. If it comes on the TV...the TV gets changed. [/ QUOTE ] Its not the left wing wackos and the liberals from Canada that won the hardware for Dixie Chicks. From the release below its red blooded Americans at home that did. May 31, 2006, 10:55 AM ET Katie Hasty, N.Y. For the third time in their career, the Dixie Chicks roost on the top of The Billboard 200. The Columbia album "Taking the Long Way" tallied 526,000 copies in its first week of U.S. sales, according to Nielsen SoundScan, the trio's best-selling week since 2002's "Home" debuted with 780,000. And while country radio has remained cool to the group in the wake of a 2003 boycott following comments group member Natalie Maines made about President Bush, "Taking the Long Way" also nabs the No. 1 spot on the Country Albums chart, bumping Rascal Flatts' "Me and My Gang" (Lyric Street/Hollywood) down to No. 2 after seven weeks at the top. Also, few pop radio stations opted to take a chance on "Not Ready To Make Nice," although Atlanta CHR radio station WSTR did add the song to its playlist belatedly in June 2006. The song topped VH1's fan voted top 20 video countdown for 13 straight weeks, making it the longest running video at the #1 spot on the countdown.
  17. Re: New logging method down here!!! [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.........................something fishy about that pic. [/ QUOTE ] Might have something to do with all of those redundant harnesses and belts eh...but hey, what do I know...LOL Good job though [/ QUOTE ] My good gosh...........you put a picture on here and its called fisy,photo-shopped.not just right etc:etc: Now this one is fishy Andrea And Steve who says "Might have something to do with all of those redundant harnesses and belts eh" Draft horses have these all the time http://www.bowersfarm.com/book.html Next you will be saying this picture off a moose 50 ft. up in the air is photo shopped ..........shame on all of you J/k folks. It happened in Fairbanks Allaska. They were laying cable and the bull moose got hung up when the big rigs pulled the wires.
  18. What to do when you have not got oxen.
  19. Re: Deadly Storms hit Florida Twenty people dead so far and some still missing. Prayers gone out for all effected by these tornadoes.
  20. doughboy1956

    Blind man

    A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke? The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!"
  21. Re: naked 90 year old man ROFL.
  22. doughboy1956

    The 50's!

    Re: The 50\'s! Remember it well. I could go to the corner store with 25 cents and buy a bottle of pop for 8 cents......bag of chips for five and get a bar and a big bag of candy with the change.
  23. Re: SERVER UPGRADE NOTICE Thanks for the heads up Steve. Hope its not like the upgrade they had on Primos. I hear that some are still having trouble logging on there.
  24. God bless Rick Mercer http://www.theindependent.ca/article.asp?AID=1333&ATID=6
  25. Re: 5000 posts Congrats Joe.