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Re: Andrea [ QUOTE ] Wow...looks like we got a group started alright. Any more..Heck, we could make this a big band...LOL I can play the hood...LOL [/ QUOTE ] I play the radio a lot if needed.

Re: Happy B-day Ozarkgal! Happy Birthday.

Re: Don\'t read this post.............. you\'ll be sorry Hope you get better soon John so you will spend less time on it.

Re: COPS!!!! I like the show and watch it a lot but it seems to be all reruns. I know the guy that started the show died a few years back from a fall but i see his name on the credits of every show.

Re: \"To catch a predator show\" gotta see it...... They never should catch anyone twice. One time and if they are guilty then lock them up and throw the key away.

Cheating husband Dear Abby.................... My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job five years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and bull---- with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me, and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do? Signed, Clueless Dear Clueless: Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman, you don't need him anymore. You're a United States Senator from New York! Act like one. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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The following pictures are of a moose that went through a car's windshield and out the rear window. The VERY lucky woman driver ended up with just a broken wrist and needing a good bath. When you view the pictures you will wonder how the woman managed to survive.

Re: What do you do? I'm retired so its hard to answer that one.

Re: Bored To busy to be bored at the moment.

Re: Snowball fight!! (pic) Nice shot. You got the deer right in the nose.

Re: Gonna send in my name to be head coach of.... Wish you the best.

Re: Way to go Gary Rightmyer Nice buck and story.Congrats to him.

A Montana cowboy was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves." "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the cowboy. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?" The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?" You're a Congressman for the U. S. Government", says the cowboy. "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cows... this is a herd of sheep. Now give me back my dog."

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Re: Ultimate Job I think they tape it at the start of the Month and play it over and over.

Re: AAAAGGGH!! I agree and get a few i have to pass on or else. Have a good one that i will post about these types of emails.

Re: Happy Birthday NiteRunner Happy Birthday Laura.

Re: returning member Welcome back.

Black and White (Under age 40? You won't understand.) You could hardly see for all the snow, Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go. Pull a chair up to the TV set, "Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet." Depending on the channel you tuned, You got Rob and Laura - or Ward and June. It felt so good. It felt so right. Life looked better in black and white. I Love Lucy, The Real McCoys, Dennis the Menace, the Cleaver boys, Rawhide, Gunsmoke, Wagon Train, Superman, Jimmy and Lois Lane. Father Knows Best, Patty Duke, Rin Tin Tin and Lassie too, Donna Reed on Thursday night! -- Life looked better in black and white. I want to go back to black and white. Everything always turned out right. Simple people, simple lives. Good guys always won the fights. Now nothing is the way it seems, In living color on the TV screen. Too many murders, too many fights, I want to go back to black and white. In God they trusted, alone in bed, they slept, A promise made was a promise kept. They never cussed or broke their vows. They'd never make the network now. But if I could, I'd rather be In a TV town in '53. It felt so good. It felt so right. Life looked better in black and white. I'd trade all the channels on the satellite, If I could just turn back the clock tonight To when everybody knew wrong from right. Life was better in black and white! Another Goody For The Oldtimers My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem to get food poisoning. My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter AND I used to eat it raw sometimes, too. Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper in a brown paper bag, not in ice pack coolers, but I can't remember getting ecoli. Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring), no beach closures then. The term cell phone would have conjured up a phone in a jail cell, and a pager was the school PA system. We all took gym, not PE... and risked permanent injury with a pair of high top Ked's (only worn in gym) instead of having cross-training athletic shoes with air cushion soles and built in light reflectors. I can't recall any injuries but they must have happened because they tell us how much safer we are now.. Flunking gym was not an option...even for stupid kids! I guess PE must be Speaking of school , we all sang the national anthem, and staying in detention after school caught all sorts of negative attention. We must have had horribly damaged psyches. What an archaic health system we had then. Remember school nurses? Ours wore a hat and everything. I thought that I was supposed to accomplish something before I was allowed to be proud of myself. I just can't recall how bored we were without computers, Play Station, Nintendo, X-box or 270 digital TV cable stations. bee sting? I could have been killed! We played 'king of the hill' on piles of gravel left on vacant construction sites, and when we got hurt, Mom pulled out the 48-cent bottle of Mercurochrome (kids liked it better because it didn't sting like iodine did) and then we got our butt spanked. Now it's a trip to the emergency room, followed by a 10-day dose of a $49 bottle of antibiotics, and then Mom calls the attorney to sue the contractor for leaving a horribly vicious pile of gravel where it was such a threat. We didn't act up at the neighbor's house either because if we did, we got our butt spanked there and then we got butt spanked again when we got home. I recall Donny Reynolds from next door coming over and doing his tricks on the front stoop, just before he fell off. Little did his Mom know that she could have owned our house. Instead, she picked him up and swatted him for being such a goof. It was a neighborhood run amuck. To top it off, not a single person I knew had ever been told that they were from a dysfunctional family How could we possibly have known that? We needed to get into group therapy and anger management classes? We were obviously so duped by so many societal ills, that we didn't even notice that the entire country wasn't taking Prozac! How did we ever survive? LOVE TO ALL OF US WHO SHARED THIS ERA, AND TO ALL WHO DIDN'T- SORRY FOR WHAT YOU MISSED. I WOULDN'T TRADE IT FOR ANYTHING

Re: Help I need a name!!! Lady, is a good name for her.

Re: Bread Machines Yep, i have one. Been married to her for 37 years. Ladies. I'm really just joking around with you all. :-) ...

Re: Water heater breaks!!! Heres an update as of 5 p.m on Wed. January 17, 2006. The water heater nor the installation is not covered by the insurance company.The $300 offer is still on the table for the 2 tvs and the 3 computer monitors. I got a Contents Worksheet from the contractor after many phone calls and this also went to The ING insurance appraiser. Now this is a list that they think has water damage. Please read 11 several times.The $500 deductable is still in effect. 1.Double Dresser 2.Entertainment Center 3.Sofa 4.Chair 5.39" Mattress 6.A 2 door small cabinet 7.Bookshelf 8.Rawling baseball glove 9. Green suitcase less contents. 10.Keosene heater And last but not least 11. Pair of scuba pants.<-- this would be funny if not so serious. The contractor call yesterday and said they were bring my stuff back in a large truck so i got my camera out and waited. I had the 2 workers open the truck and started taking pictures.You could not get another item in that truck if you wanted to. They brought in all the heavy stuff first and then over 45 large sealed cardboard boxes which filled 1/4 of the basement and piled to the roof. Then they wanted me to sign a paper saying i was satisfied with the work and estimate. I can;t tell you were i told them to put that paper they wanted me to sign. I told them, their boss and the insurance appraiser that i was not opening any of the sealed boxes unless someone in charge is there with me to go through all the boxes one by one. I called the onbudsmen ( She came me her name and said to call back if this does not get resolved), i called my agent, my lawyer to stand by, the insurance guy( got his machine and no call backs) and the contractor and asked him to look at the pictures he took during the flood. and tell me if he can see my hunting and fishing gear etc:etc:etc: He said he seen a lot that was not on the list. My basement is not finished so there are no shelfs that all this material in the boxes were on. They were all on the floor in the water. The contractor said he will ask the insurance appraiser if they will send someone over and we open the boxes together. My bear rugs, motherboards,harddrives, hunting and fihing gearetc:etc:etc must be in the sealed storage boxes.If they don;t then i will call the onbudsmen back. Will keep you informed what happens.

This is the year the house decided to put the "break" back in "Christmas break." ... Then, 3 days after Christmas, the water heater died. The Friday before the long holiday weekend for New Years. The basement flooded and we got about 3" of water because papers etc: were sucked into the drain before i could get the water shut off and the drane cleared. I had to get a new water heater and get it installed and put it through my insurance with $500.00 deductible. So far it has cost me over 1,500 dollars and the first offer from them is only 300 dollars for 2 tvs and 3 cp monitors. They took 2 truck loads to their wearhouse. I got a list back and it only mentions 4 items. No mention of the 3 Motherboards, 2 hardrives, bear rugs,fishing gear,hunting gear,record collection etc:etc:etc: Looks like i,m in for a long court battle here. Please take pictures or a video of your house and furnishings before this happens to you and keep me in mind. I,ll let you know whenever i get more word back. They were coming today but when i told them i had a video camera ready they put it off until later.

Re: Saddam\'s half brother hanged Yes and i heard that one lost their head during the hanging.