doughboy1956

Re: So much for... We only get a one month season down here and it was over on the 3,rd of December.

Re: 3 Years Congrats on the 3 years Orlan. Glad to hear your going to stick around for some more!!

Re: Gift Wrapping Tips for Men... Very good.

Re: Santa\'s Bad Day Good one right there.

Re: MERRRY CHRISTMAS my friends! Merry Christmas!!!

Re: Merry Christmas!!! Thank you and Merry Christmas to you and yours Joe.

Re: THE BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER [ QUOTE ] Just another one of those hoax e-mails that has floated around since 1999. As good as it sounds, no military officer could make statements like that to a female reporter in an official interview. ....popgun [/ QUOTE ] Party pooper The "Reinwald" story existed as a joke as far back as October 1997 not 1999 and it is a darn good one. Those who like their guns and who believe responsible gun ownership begins with teaching young people the right way to handle firearms at an early age have a great fondness for this story. As well they should, because this anecdote illustrates in a humorous way the difference between having the ability to do something and that ability dictating life choices.

THE BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers. GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

Re: HAIL HAIL The Gang is all here Merry Christmas to you and yours Gator.

Re: The Modern Igloo LMBO.....great one buckee.

Re: Darwin Awards Scary stuff there.

Re: Finished College! Congrats Matt on your Degree and new jop.

Re: Merry Christmas from the Taggarts Joe, a very Merry Christmas and all the best in the New Year to you and your family.

Re: Happy Birthday Saskboy Happy Birthday.

Re: Happy Birthday Oneida man Happy Birthday Martin. Hope you have a great day.

Re: I\'m home today... All the best and hope it leaves your house just as fast as it came.

Re: Teaching Begginers Thanks for sharing with us.

Re: Boring day I can see were you would be bored but if your in your room and can get a Laptop Computer........

Re: GIRLS!GIRLS!GIRLS! Glad to hear that. Can't ask for much better a christmas present then that . I feel CJ will be very much loved and well taken care of in his new home to be from what I have read and heard thus far. Wishing you a Merry Chistmas and a very bright and happy new year with CJ.

Re: Send one up please Prayers sent for your Grandpa Cody.

Re: Houses these days ...Geesh !!! Good one buckee.

Re: WHY Santa Claus WHY I seen that on the news. I hope they lock him up and throw away the key.

Re: Hello Welcome to the forums..... a lot of nice folks are here.

Re: A Nativity Story I really want to see that also.

A man in Newfoundland calls his son in Calgary two days before Christmas and says," I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Vancouver and tell her." Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "No way they're getting divorced!" she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Newfoundland immediately and screams at her father, You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there by tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife Okay," he says, "they're coming for Christmas and paying their own way."