Southerngirl

this in itself proves that God is a man..................... I have yet to see a man put something together that he didn't have parts left over, even if he ain't supposed to..................

now THAT was funny!!

Your welcome hun, and now that I have the Admin bribed I can have some REAL fun

I'd do a nice home cooked dinner! A mean anyone can buy a gift certificate but if you can throw down a good home cooked meal, you can't buy that anywhere!

Nice!!

Happy Birthday!!

Happy Birthday!!

I've had the same pick-up since I was old enough to drive nad it's been thru heck on the farm yes, but never ANYTHING like any of that! and by the way, I only know of one person who has ever passed a police car on a snowsled, and it was a man..............

* HERS: 1. Pulls off at wrong exit. 2. Opens window. 3. Asks directions. 4. Arrives at destination. HIS: 1. Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it’s the correct one. 2. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he’s right. 3. Drives an extra 5 miles just in case. 4. Finally rolls down window. 5. Hocks a loogie. 6. Pulls up to a 7 – 11. 7. Gets three hot–dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky. 8. Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the highway. 9. Gets back into car. 10. Farts. 11. After he closes the door. 12. Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7– 11. 13. Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because guy from 7–11 said it was. 14. Almost hits a deer. 15. Curses the night. 16. Curses you. 17. Curses the large slurpee. 18. Stops by the side of the road. 19 Takes a leak. 20. Still taking a leak. 21. Almost done. 22. I think. 23. Returns to car. 24. Drives and fiddles with radio. 25. Yells at you for suggesting the map again. 26. Admits he didn’t want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister’s anyway. 27. He hates your sister. 28. Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel. 29. He had to look up pernicious. 30. Couldn’t find a dictionary. 31. Finally found a dictionary. 32. Couldn’t spell pernicious. 33. Seethes at the memory of it all. 34. But she is laughing inside. 35. And of course you’re still lost.

Why did God create woman? Because after creating man, he was sure he could do beter

Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on lipstick. I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don‘t scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned tiny Tim and The Twins, ruined the dang phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. Dang women drivers!!

oh my...................

boy the threads have headed south lately, I'm back in Mutantville on AT???

oldie but a goodie!!

excessive heat can also increase wear on some strings, but mainly it's the limbs you gotta worry about

yeah, get you a composition note book or something like that and every day you load make a detailed note of what you loaded and date it Trust the day will come when you will want to look back at it

I wish! I've never cared for texas holdem but I love a little 5 card

Lynn here too

not even close, I think I started the longest one that's been around lately

Isn't it impossible to keep your eyes open while sneezing?? If that's so you would have to be seeing stars

well honey, you ain't gotta go that far!

I agree that point about the D loop, but he would need to shoot a longer one cause you can se it's still torguing the string with the length he's shooting and he certainly can't lengthen it with the draw already to long. In some cases when people shorten their draw to the length the should be shooting the don't twist the release around as far, thus eliminating part of the torgue

yep, shoot as many as you can get your hands on to demo! I love Martins, but I think you already knew that

I've never cared for coffee really,....................anywhere

WOOHOO!!! That's great news for you too! I hope she has a speedy recovery