HarvDog Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Recently while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a man with long hair, wearing a white robe, and sandals, holding a staff. President Bush went up to the man and said, "Aren't you Moses?" The man never answered but just kept staring straight ahead. Again the President said, "Moses!" in a loud voice. The man just kept staring ahead, never answering the President. Bush pulled a Secret Service agent aside and pointing to the robed man asked him, "Doesn't that man look like Moses to you?" The Secret Service agent agreed. "Well," said the President, "Every time I say his name he just keeps staring straight ahead and refuses to speak. Watch!" Again the President yelled, "Moses!" and again the man stared ahead and didn't answer. The Secret Service agent went up t! o the man in the white robe and whispered, "You look just like Moses. Are you Moses?" The man leaned over and whispered back ... "Yes, I am Moses. However, the last time I talked to a bush I spent 40 years wandering in the desert, and ended up leading my people to the only spot in the entire Middle East where there is no oil." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckbuster11 Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Re: Moses? LMBO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDNKHNTR77 Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Re: Moses? lol thats a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronS Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Re: Moses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogdoc Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Re: Moses? ROFLMBO---very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Re: Moses? Pretty good..LMBO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadHuntinPastor Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Re: Moses? Nice!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Re: Moses? LMBO! Oh my lord thats great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjones Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Re: Moses? lol!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IowaDeerHunter Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Re: Moses? LMAO! Now that one is funny!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IADEERDUDE Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Re: Moses? LMBO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
007hunter Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Re: Moses? LOL good one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Re: Moses? excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Re: Moses? That is pretty good. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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