OJR Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Cooking Eggs A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What the heck is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshM Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Re: Cooking Eggs lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadHuntinPastor Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Re: Cooking Eggs LOL and soooo true!! I like how you slipped and added the "then I said". So....how did it work with your wife? Did she slap you or laugh?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Re: Cooking Eggs LMBO! Yep, a married man wrote that one.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Re: Cooking Eggs Ranger (not LOL because the Mrs. might hear me ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDNKHNTR77 Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Re: Cooking Eggs lol sounds just like my mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Re: Cooking Eggs LOL... I'll have to do that to my wife.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gfourhunter Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Re: Cooking Eggs [ QUOTE ] LOL... I'll have to do that to my wife.... [/ QUOTE ] you may end up with eggs on your head . not good .thats a good one for the married man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Re: Cooking Eggs That's funny right thar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Re: Cooking Eggs LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion_70 Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Re: Cooking Eggs LOL... somehow I think he'd better duck as the frying pan will probably be coming toward his head briefly;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Re: Cooking Eggs LOL!! isnt that true eh guys?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanH Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Re: Cooking Eggs lol THATS GOOD! I dont eat eggs! I use Egg Beaters! They are better for ya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckee Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Re: Cooking Eggs LMBO...Man oh Man, I gotta get my wife to read this one....LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Re: Cooking Eggs Yeah...that will go over well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWSmith Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Re: Cooking Eggs [ QUOTE ] Yeah...that will go over well... [/ QUOTE ] And I'm just crazy enough to tell her when she gets home today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
va_strutstopper Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Re: Cooking Eggs LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjones Posted March 30, 2005 Report Share Posted March 30, 2005 Re: Cooking Eggs lmao!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Re: Cooking Eggs That is funny. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodge4x4 Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Re: Cooking Eggs lol! git-r-dun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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