HarvDog Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Super Granny An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out of the car you scumbags!" The four men didn't wait for a second invitation but got out and ran like mad, whereupon the lady, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station. The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale white males were reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman described as white, less than 5' tall, glasses, and curly white hair carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeStandBowHunter Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Re: Super Granny Thats funny man. I hope the guys had wet naps with them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanH Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Re: Super Granny LOL thats great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutchies Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Re: Super Granny That would have been a sight to see!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Re: Super Granny lol! Kids, dont make granny mad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshM Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Re: Super Granny Looooool.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Re: Super Granny LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangerClay Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Re: Super Granny LOL Ranger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterfowler_gal Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Re: Super Granny I wonder if that was mugg's Grandma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popgun Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Re: Super Granny This funny story has been around for a while now. There was an episode of "Judging Amy" that this was highlighted. After doing a little search on it, it hasn't been determined yet what came first, the Internet story or the T.V. episode. .....popgun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Re: Super Granny That is funny. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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