Squirrelhunter91 Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 The following are allegedly a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate. Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your car. Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too dumb to find your keys. Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she's cute. Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color. Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics. Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckbuster11 Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 Re: Driving Exam Q&A [ QUOTE ] Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons. [/ QUOTE ] LMAO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 Re: Driving Exam Q&A Those are pretty good. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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