HarvDog Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 Pirate A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible." "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine." "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now." "Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?" "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really." "What about that eye patch?" "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them crapped in my eye." "You're kidding," said the bartender, "you could lose an eye just from some bird crap?" "It was my first day with the hook." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimT Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 Re: Pirate Good one............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 Re: Pirate You always crack me up Harv. That was a good one!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 Re: Pirate Ouch..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preacherman Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 Re: Pirate yes indeed, that hurts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronS Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 Re: Pirate LMBO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohiobucks Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 Re: Pirate LMBO!! Just got done with the copy-paste-forward to my buddies thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshM Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 Re: Pirate LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 Re: Pirate LMBO.... OUCH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
007hunter Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 Re: Pirate Best one I've heard in awhile!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted July 18, 2005 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 Re: Pirate [ QUOTE ] LMBO!! Just got done with the copy-paste-forward to my buddies thing! [/ QUOTE ] I did the same exact thing since it cracked me up so much. BTW...I love the avatar! Go Buckeyes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puffy Posted July 18, 2005 Report Share Posted July 18, 2005 Re: Pirate Too funny Harv! I LMBO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 Re: Pirate That's pretty funny. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 Re: Pirate good job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reloader Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 Re: Pirate Ouch that smarts! Very old but very funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christsavedme Posted July 19, 2005 Report Share Posted July 19, 2005 Re: Pirate That's a good one. Very funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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