Guest bowhunter56 Posted July 23, 2005 Report Share Posted July 23, 2005 A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputies expense... Deputy says, "License and registration, please." Lawyer says, "What for?" Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please." Lawyer says, "What's the difference?" Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!" Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go with no ticket." Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir." At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and says: "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 Re: Stop sign..joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preacherman Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 Re: Stop sign..joke good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifeNRA Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 Re: Stop sign..joke LMBO!!!!! Good one!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheNumber1Young1 Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 Re: Stop sign..joke Sounds like real life, with all the police brutality going on these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 Re: Stop sign..joke ROFLMBO... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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wtnhunt Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 Re: Stop sign..joke LMBO. Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted July 24, 2005 Report Share Posted July 24, 2005 Re: Stop sign..joke That's funny. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 Re: Stop sign..joke LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanH Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 Re: Stop sign..joke LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shaun_300 Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 Re: Stop sign..joke LMAO! Gosh that's a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 Re: Stop sign..joke Oh man that is funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshM Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 Re: Stop sign..joke LoL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gfourhunter Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 Re: Stop sign..joke good one. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billygoat Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 Re: Stop sign..joke that's a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicks_hunt_to Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 Re: Stop sign..joke that is great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 Re: Stop sign..joke HA HA HA HA HA HA HA....LOL....That was great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosdog2 Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 Re: Stop sign..joke LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dogdoc Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 Re: Stop sign..joke now that's a classic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IowaDeerHunter Posted July 25, 2005 Report Share Posted July 25, 2005 Re: Stop sign..joke LMAO! That is a great joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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