What gender is your computer?

[HarvDog]

A language instructor was explaining to her class that Spanish Nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like "Chalk" or "pencil" , she described, would have a gender association - even though in English,

these words were neutral.

Puzzled, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?" The teacher wasn't certain, so he divided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was composed of women, the other, of men.

Both groups were to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:

1. In order to get their attention you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they are the problems.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realise that, if you'd waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to as feminine because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic (the way they reason).

2. The native language they use in communicating with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check (savings) on accessories for it.