Huntin' flies


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Just read this one, had to share it. ( ya'll probably have heard, if so...my apologies.)

A woman comes home from work and finds her husband standing in the kitchen holding a fly swatter.

"What are you doing" she asks.

"Huntin' flies" he replies.

"Are you killing any?" she asks.

"Yeah, 3 males, 2 females" he says.

She stands there for a minute then asks, "How can you tell which ones are males and which are females?"

"Easy..3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone"he answers.

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Re: Huntin\' flies

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huntin_girl...I'm guessing you would probably be on the phone AND the beer can, huh?

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I don't do beer. tongue.gif GROSS!!!

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