HarvDog Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 Possibly a repeat but definitely funny... Hillbilly Medical Terms Benign................What you be after you be eight. Bacteria...............Back door to cafeteria. Barium................What you do with dead folks. Cesarean Section.......A neighborhood in Rome. Catscan................Searching for the cat. Cauterize..........Made eye contact with her. Colic...............A sheep dog. Coma...............A punctuation mark. D&C................Where Washington is. Dilate.............To live longer than your kids do. Enema.............Not a friend. Fester............Quicker than someone else. Fibula............A small lie. G.I.Series.........World Series of military baseball. Hangnail...........What you hang your coat on. Impotent...........Distinguished, well known. Labour Pain..........Getting hurt at work. Morbid..............A higher offer than I bid. Nitrates............Cheaper than day rates. Medical Staff.......A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake. Node....................I knew it. Outpatient..............A person who has fainted. Pap Smear................A fatherhood test. Pelvis...................Second cousin to Elvis. Post Operative...........A letter carrier. Recovery Room....Place to do upholstery. Secretion.......Hiding something Tablet..........A small table to change babies on. Seizure..........Roman emperor who lived in the Caesarean Section. Terminal Illness....Getting sick at the train station. Tumor...............More than one. Urine...............Opposite of mine.( I am in) Varicose............Near by. Hospital.........The biggest building in town, other than Joe's feed warehouse or Franks lumber mill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bfletch7441 Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 Re: Hillbilly Medical Terms I've seen that before, but it's alway's funny. Thanks Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preacherman Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 Re: Hillbilly Medical Terms that is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 Re: Hillbilly Medical Terms That's funny. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markyj987 Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 Re: Hillbilly Medical Terms Those are pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted August 3, 2005 Report Share Posted August 3, 2005 Re: Hillbilly Medical Terms LOL Those are good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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