Guest guess Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky,they talk about their moonshine operation. > > > > > >Suddenly a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to > > >cough. And after a minute or so it becomes apparent that she is in real > > >distress. > > > > > >One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" > > > > > >The woman shakes her head no. > > > > > >Then he asks, "Kin ya breathe?" > > > > > >The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. > > > > > >The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her > > >drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. > > > > > >The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction > > >flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks > > >slowly back to the bar. > > > > > >His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' > > >but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!" > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 Re: violent choking {joke} LMAO! That was on here a few days ago, still makes me laugh!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
preacherman Posted August 4, 2005 Report Share Posted August 4, 2005 Re: violent choking {joke} still a good one! as I said earlier, the bad thing about this one is that I can see some people I know doing this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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