BowtechTurkeyHunter Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 A Letter From A Redneck Mother To Her Son Dear Son,I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved. Won't be able to send you the address as the last Arkansas family that lived here took the numbers with them for their house, so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in it, pulled the chain and haven't seen 'em since. It only rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days the second time. The coat you wanted me to send to you, Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got a bill from the funeral home, and it said if we didn't make the final payment on Grandma's funderal bill, up she comes. About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether if it is a boy or a girl so don't know if you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your Uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to get him out, but he fought them off playfully, so he drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup. One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out. He rolled down the window and swam to safery. The other 2 drowned. They couldn't get the tail gate down. Not much more news this time. Nothing much happened. If you don't get this letter, please let me know and I will send another one. Love, Ma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leatherneck Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 Re: Redneck humor Thats too funny!! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 Re: Redneck humor lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDog Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 Re: Redneck humor LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billygoat Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 Re: Redneck humor seen it before, but I always get a chuckle out of it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG_BUCK_1 Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 Re: Redneck humor that is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bowhunterforlife Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 Re: Redneck humor ive never read that before and thats hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Big_Game_Hunter_64 Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 Re: Redneck humor lol sounds almost like jeff foxworthy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chigger1 Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 Re: Redneck humor thats funny right there i dont care who you are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
browning_gold_12 Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 Re: Redneck humor how'd ya'll get my letter????........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 Re: Redneck humor so which part is the joke???? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BuckMaster058 Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 Re: Redneck humor That's down right hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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