Shaun_300 Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 Dad sent this one to me, thought I'd share it with ya's! Blonde Painter... This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house. Then he asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said.......... (I love this) wait for it.......... PUT ON TWO COATS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ambuscher Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 Re: Funny Joke Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 Re: Funny Joke good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowtechTurkeyHunter Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 Re: Funny Joke LOL now thats funny right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDog Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 Re: Funny Joke LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chigger1 Posted September 17, 2005 Report Share Posted September 17, 2005 Re: Funny Joke Thats a good one im sending it to my sister she is a true blond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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