Squirrelhunter91 Posted October 16, 2005 Report Share Posted October 16, 2005 Doctors: (A) The number of doctors in the US is 700,000 (B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000 © Accidental deaths per physician is 17.14% Statistics courtesy of the US Dept. of Health &Human Services ************************************************** Guns: (A) The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000 (yes that's 80 million) (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500. © The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.001875% Statistics courtesy of the FBI ************************************************** So statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. ************************************************** Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors do. ************************************************** FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS A DOCTOR. Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We should ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand! ************************************************** Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beagleboy Posted October 16, 2005 Report Share Posted October 16, 2005 Re: Doctors extremely funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitrrophybowhunter Posted October 16, 2005 Report Share Posted October 16, 2005 Re: Doctors I like it. It shows you how someone could take something and run with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG_BUCK_1 Posted October 16, 2005 Report Share Posted October 16, 2005 Re: Doctors that is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted October 16, 2005 Report Share Posted October 16, 2005 Re: Doctors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reloader Posted October 17, 2005 Report Share Posted October 17, 2005 Re: Doctors Have you heard the one about water? I will have to see if I can find it...but it uses water instead of doctors to make the same point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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