ladydiehard Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 One night during the local deer hunting season a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy country bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a deer hunter tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, then try his keys in five different cars before he found his. He sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. All the other deer hunters left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.00. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The deer hunter replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksdeerhunter03 Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Re: Decoy HAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SRA Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Re: Decoy .........heh heh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puffy Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Re: Decoy Too funny! I thought it was going to be a hunting question when I read the title. Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntn4bucks Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Re: Decoy That's great!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshM Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Re: Decoy LoL...nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Posted November 8, 2005 Report Share Posted November 8, 2005 Re: Decoy LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beagleboy Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 Re: Decoy funny!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 Re: Decoy lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted November 9, 2005 Report Share Posted November 9, 2005 Re: Decoy LOL. Pretty good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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