Dakota Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 These two deer hunters pull up in front of an old farmhouse. One of the hunters knows the farmer who lives there. Now, he goes and knocks on the door and the other hunter stays in the car. When the farmer comes to the door he asks, "Hi, can we hunt your land?" "Why sure sonny," says the farmer. "But can you do me a quick favor?" "Yeah, sure!" says the hunter. "Can you shoot my ol' mule for me? She's gotten to be too old and I just don't have the strength to put 'er down." "Sure sir." So, the hunter walks back to the car and on the way, he decided to play a joke on the other hunter. Stomping back to the car, he starts fuming. "What's wrong?" says his friend. "Oh, That old geezer won't let us hunt his land! We have every right to hunt it, so you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna shoot that ol' mule of his!" "No! That would be illegal!" said the other hunter. "I don't care! I'm gonna do it." He targets the mule and fires. Then he hears some more rifle shots. He turns to his buddy who's cocking his lever-action. "You know?" says his buddy. "You're right! We do have every right to hunt here and I just shot a couple of his cows!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deerslayer2295 Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: \'nother joke! Good joke, but don't recommend that course of action. the farmer might have two hunters mounted on his wall as trophies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reloader Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: \'nother joke! Whoops....LOL Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted November 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: \'nother joke! [ QUOTE ] Good joke, but don't recommend that course of action. the farmer might have two hunters mounted on his wall as trophies. [/ QUOTE ] Ain't that the truth! Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoyt_hunter Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: \'nother joke! sweet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MonsterBuckMatt Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: \'nother joke! lol that is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG_BUCK_1 Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: \'nother joke! lol seen that before but it is still funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheNumber1Young1 Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: \'nother joke! [ QUOTE ] lol seen that before but it is still funny [/ QUOTE ] ditto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowtechTurkeyHunter Posted November 16, 2005 Report Share Posted November 16, 2005 Re: \'nother joke! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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