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Bob and George were setting up their camp one evening when George cut off a finger with his hatchet while chopping kindling. Bob quickly helped him into the truck and stuck the finger in a plastic bag "just in case". They rushed to the hospital where doctors were, after a one hour surgery, able to reatach the George's finger. After a short recovery George regained full use of his finger.

The next year Bob and George are setting up camp again when George once again slips with his hatchet and cuts off his leg at the knee. Once again Bob responds rapidly and helps stop the bleeding and gets George into the truck. He grabs Georges leg and throws it in a trash bag "just in case". They race to the hospital where after a 4 hour surgery the doctors were able to reatach Georges leg. After a brief recovery period George regained full use of his leg.

The next year as they were cutting wood for camp, Bob slips with his chainsaw and it comes back and cuts off his head. George remembers how Bob helped him for the last 2 years and grabs Bob and gets him into the truck and throws his head ina trash bag "just in case". George races Bob to the hospital. After a very brief time in the operating room the doctor comes back out shaking his head. George runs up to the doctor and asks about Bob. Still shaking his head the doctor replies: "We coulda' saved him but some idiot put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated."

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