Griz Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Thought I would share this with yall. I got this the other day in a email... An Old Farmer's Advice Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled. Meanness don't just happen overnight. Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge. You cannot unsay a cruel word. Every path has a few puddles. When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. The best sermons are lived, not preached. Most of the stuff people worry about isn't never going happen anyway. Don't judge folks by their relatives. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. Live a good, honorable life Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. Don't interfere with something that isn't bothering you none. Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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