Where's BIGFEET???


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Re: Where\'s BIGFEET???

Well, hold your horses....one last bit of information and then I am out.

We all know about the problems JB has been having with his arms...hence his excuse for not posting here more. Well, it seems that although his new woman is fit and trim, she is still too much for old JB to bench press. Like most women, despite meeting JB at a spots tourney and being very interested in spots during the courtship, all that stopped after the first bite of wedding cake. Seems she is now a little jealous of JB's spot shooting and has a touch of Narcolepsy to boot.

So whilst laying on top of JB to hold him down and keep him from that spotty mistress of his, she falls asleep quickly and often. JB barely has the strength to roll her off of him and make his escape to spot heaven. It is just pure luck that the leveler on JB's camper is a little off and the camper tilts downhill just a hair or else he might have been asphixiated.

It's a terrible mess. The first one wanted nothing to do with JB and this one seems to be smothering him! Sad. laugh.gif

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Re: Where\'s BIGFEET???

Yeah, I couldn't help it. JB has been coming out of nowhere lately and taking pot shots at the New so it is just retaliation.

All of the above stuff was just made up. JB isn't married to a woman, doesn't have children on the way. Texas doesn't allow same sex nuptuals nor domestic partner adoptions! laugh.gif

I am JUST KIDDING. To know JB is to kid with JB. I can only imagine how this will result in retaliation against me! laugh.gif

Come on out JB....well, not like that. Post so we can know what you are doing! laugh.gif

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I spit my coke on my keyboard when I read the comments.....Drowning cat or not....this isn't good for a guys heart! Seems every now and again someone falls off the face of R.T. and even the world! Man, glad to hear you were messing with us, as J.B. I have followed your posts for years and I was thinking the world may be coming to an end when NewArcher said what he said grin.gif Glad to hear it was a joke laugh.gif Come on buddy, you around???? J.B. Would be the last one for me to suspect as getting married...I am due come May, and I fear that day....can't imagine what J.B. would be thinking! grin.gif

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