c_lou Posted November 12, 2004 Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 Found these on another board. Top 10 INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEALTH CARE PLAN 10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters. 9) Directions to your Doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park." 8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. 7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter. 6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "An apple a day." 5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. 4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out of network charges," is not a typographical error. 3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming." 2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them. AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN: 1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape Top Ten Signs Your Weatherman Is On Drugs 10. Assures viewers heavy downpour of spiders should end by midday 9. During weather report, finishes three cans of Pringles 8. Begins segment with "A big shout-out to my main dude, Sam the Snowman" 7. How else do you explain seeing a Doppler 4000 in local pawn shop? 6. Segues to sports guy by saying, "Now here's the narc" 5. Between "Thun-" and "-der", a 3-minute pause while he stares into camera 4. Stands next to map of U.S., screams, "Fear me, I'm a giant!" 3. Says, "There are record highs in this area"; points to head 2. When he says, "Expect 2 to 3 inches of snow," it ain't no ski report 1. So stoned he doesn't know difference between nimbostratus clouds and stratocumulus clouds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkeygirl Posted November 12, 2004 Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 Re: Some top 10 lists.. I take it that is suppose to be cumulonimbus and stratus clouds?? lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted November 12, 2004 Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 Re: Some top 10 lists.. LOL. Those are pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted November 13, 2004 Report Share Posted November 13, 2004 Re: Some top 10 lists.. That is funny. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
007hunter Posted November 13, 2004 Report Share Posted November 13, 2004 Re: Some top 10 lists.. [ QUOTE ] You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape [/ QUOTE ] ROTFLMBO!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
total disaster Posted November 13, 2004 Report Share Posted November 13, 2004 Re: Some top 10 lists.. LOL yup some of them are very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IADEERDUDE Posted November 13, 2004 Report Share Posted November 13, 2004 Re: Some top 10 lists.. those are great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illinoisbowhunter Posted November 13, 2004 Report Share Posted November 13, 2004 Re: Some top 10 lists.. LOL.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosscamo Posted November 13, 2004 Report Share Posted November 13, 2004 Re: Some top 10 lists.. that's pretty funny. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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