buckee Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 I had to stop and get groceries on the way home from work tonight. My wife had the day off and we are having company come for a few days tomorrow night. My wife spent the day cleaning the house up a bit...LOL Anyway, I got home with the groceries, walked in the door with two armfuls of groceries and marched them straight over to the kitchen counter. I proceeded to put everything I had bought in the fridge . on the counter or in the cupboards. My wife just stood behind me watching the whole thing. When I was done putting the last of the salad fixins in the bottom coolers in the fridge, she said "Look at my nice clean floors" Apparently I was neglectful at taking my shoes off at the door and had tracked wet , kinda muddy, shoe-prints across her nice freshly washed floors. Well, I looked at the floors, seen my mess and without uttering a word or looking up at her, I stood up, walked to the door, took off my shoes, and using my socks (still on my feet), I proceeded to wipe out all the footprints I had left. When I had carefully wiped the last one up, I looked up and smiled at her ..........She burst out laughing. Now let that be a lesson to you married guys ...It's real easy to win the heart of an angry woman over, if you just keep your mouth shut and use your head ....LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJR Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: Redneck spot cleaning Only in Canada!!!! LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntinsonovagun Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: Redneck spot cleaning LOL....you just got lucky that time...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: Redneck spot cleaning I would call that scrubing the floor good job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puffy Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: Redneck spot cleaning Nice to know I'm not the only one who has done that. You know your a redneck when........!!!LOL ...............................HUNT SMART-EAT WELL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NY911Bowhunter Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: Redneck spot cleaning I've been known to do that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archerjg Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: Redneck spot cleaning That is funny. Archerjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: Redneck spot cleaning That would have been a funny thing to see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravin R10 man Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: Redneck spot cleaning Ya, I'll bet Buckee gets to clean those socks!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Schmeck Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: Redneck spot cleaning Now that's using the old noodle. Done that myself already, nothing like a little ingenuity. I wouldn't do that with my hunting socks though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: Redneck spot cleaning [ QUOTE ] Ya, I'll bet Buckee gets to clean those socks!! [/ QUOTE ] LOL. Was thinking the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10acboy Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: Redneck spot cleaning My daddy always told me that when your wife is upset, just smile and nod your head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tominator Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: Redneck spot cleaning hmmmmmm *note to self* keep mouth shut, and use head. got it thanks a million Sherm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swamphunter Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: Redneck spot cleaning [ QUOTE ] Now let that be a lesson to you married guys ...It's real easy to win the heart of an angry woman over, if you just keep your mouth shut and use your head ....LOL [/ QUOTE ] OHHHH thats where I go wrong!! Does this always work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c_lou Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: Redneck spot cleaning Socks and Sleeves. God's answer to paper towels and kleenex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntn4bucks Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: Redneck spot cleaning [ QUOTE ] Now let that be a lesson to you married guys ...It's real easy to win the heart of an angry woman over, if you just keep your mouth shut and use your head ....LOL [/ QUOTE ] So I'm suppose to keep my mouth shut...that's where I've been going wrong!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarvDog Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: Redneck spot cleaning That's using your hear...ur...uh...feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUDRUNNER Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: Redneck spot cleaning I DO THAT TOO.THE WIFE DOESN'T THINK IT'S TO FUNNY ANYMORE,AND I GET "THE LOOK!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DJR Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: Redneck spot cleaning I get the mop thrown at me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 Re: Redneck spot cleaning [ QUOTE ] Nice to know I'm not the only one who has done that. You know your a redneck when........!!!LOL [/ QUOTE ] Lol..... Me too. If I spill a drop of something it often gets moped up with my socks. However, Ive never cleaned and entire floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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