Newarcher Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 In the spirit of March madness Two North Carolina co-ed freshmen girls decided one night that instead of studying for finals, they would go down to the Duke for some finals parties. The planned to get up early and drive back to the campus to take their finals but each had a little too much to drink and both woke up, hung over and already late to their finals. While driving back to campus, they decided to lie to the professor and tell him that they had a flat on the way back from a long night of tutoring help (that's what they are calling it these days ). Their plan was bullet proof. They arrived just as the last student was turning in his exam....they were too late. The told their flat tire story to the professor just as they had rehearsed and threw themselves on the mercy of the school. The professor thought for a while (seeing their discheveled condition and seeing their bloodshot eyes) and said, "okay, I will let you take the exam late but I will need to make up a new exam". He sent them out of the room while he contemplated the test. He finished the makeup exam and placed each of the co-eds in different rooms for the exam. Upon opening the exam booklet, the co-eds were shocked to see only one question on their makeup exam: "Which tire?" New Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exturkinator Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Re: Two North Carolina Co-eds LOL... Assuming their vehicle is of the four-wheeled variety, it looks like they've gotta 6.25% chance of a good outcome - YIKES... Just think, if they were driving a dualie pickup truck their chances of each guessing the same would drop to 2.8%.... And, if they were driving an 18 wheeler to college (as many Carolina girls do), their chances are a mere 0.3% or guessing correctly.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newarcher Posted March 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Re: Two North Carolina Co-eds You must have gone to UNC with those math skills! Being a huge Duke fan, I loved to see them get smacked by George Mason! New Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doughboy1956 Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Re: Two North Carolina Co-eds And how did they do with their answer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unioncountyslayer Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Re: Two North Carolina Co-eds [ QUOTE ] You must have gone to UNC with those math skills! Being a huge Duke fan, I loved to see them get smacked by George Mason! New [/ QUOTE ] Hey Newarcher, did you catch your golden boys in action tonight??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Re: Two North Carolina Co-eds LMBO... I sure hope the answer wasn't the spare tire in the trunk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newarcher Posted March 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Re: Two North Carolina Co-eds I caught them in INACTION...... Since Boston College shut down JJ Redick everyone has followed suit. Besides Sheldon Williams, we didn't have anyone else to put points on the board. I figured it would be either LSU or Texas to take Duke out this season. New Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smitteken Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Re: Two North Carolina Co-eds I've seen that before. Funny though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeramie Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Re: Two North Carolina Co-eds Lol! Id love to hear the outcome... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Re: Two North Carolina Co-eds LMBO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canuck2 Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Re: Two North Carolina Co-eds Actually they have a 25% chance of picking the same tire - not 6.25% It doesn't matter which tire the first coed picks, the other one has 1 chance in 4 of picking the same one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whttlbucksteve Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Re: Two North Carolina Co-eds To much time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Re: Two North Carolina Co-eds good story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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