leatherneck Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 I aint saying this is true or even real, but my sister just sent it to me and I thought it was pretty dadgum funny HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN? ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT. A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly payments of $560.00). He and a friend go duck hunting in upper Wisconsin. It's mid-winter; and of course all of the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on the ice with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course the new NAVIGATOR. They decide they want to make a natural looking open water area for the ducks to focus on, something for the decoys to float on. Now making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is going to take a little more power than the average drill auger can produce. So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a short 40 second-fuse. Now our two Rocket Scientists, afraid they might slip on the ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse (and becoming toast, along with the Navigator), decide on the following course of action: they light the 40 second fuse; then, with a mighty thrust, they throw the stick of dynamite as far away as possible. Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR, the GUNS, and the DOG...??? Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING; especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it: the dog takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the stick of dynamite, with the burning 40-second fuse, just as it hits the ice. The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins in their necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler at the dog to stop. The dog, now apparently cheered on by his master, keeps coming. One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, then continues on. Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused and of course terrified, thinks these two geniuses have gone insane. The dog takes off to find cover, UNDER the brand new Navigator. The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on the truck touches the dog's rear end, he yelps, drops the dynamite under the truck and takes off after his master. Then " "" "" "" "" " BOOOOOOOOOOOOM "" "" "" "" "" ! ! ! ! The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake, leaving the two idiots standing there with "I can't believe this just happened" looks on their faces. The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy. And he still had yet to make the first of those $560.00 a month payments. The dog is okay. . .doing fine. And you thought Rednecks lived in the South......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TC308 Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Re: Funny! That's funny right there! Trying not to laugh in the middle of computer class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andrea Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Re: Funny! LMBO!!!!! Boy, if that's true........................what a couple of IDIOTS!!!! Would've loved to have seen that on video though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Finn Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Re: Funny! Sounds like these were actually visitors from Chicago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wtnhunt Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Re: Funny! LOL. Heard this a few years ago, and if I remember right seems there were some pics to go along with the story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunterDWL Posted May 13, 2006 Report Share Posted May 13, 2006 Re: Funny! LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrow32 Posted May 13, 2006 Report Share Posted May 13, 2006 Re: Funny! LMAO! Ive heard that one not to long ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevebeilgard Posted May 14, 2006 Report Share Posted May 14, 2006 Re: Funny! true or not true, that is one great story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mandyjo62 Posted May 14, 2006 Report Share Posted May 14, 2006 Re: Funny! ooooooooomg!!!!!! a movie would have been priceless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IllinoisArcher Posted May 14, 2006 Report Share Posted May 14, 2006 Re: Funny! ARE U FREAKING KIDDING this same thing happened to my cousin and his friend except the went icefishing and the dog still had it in his mouth so i can beleive that it happened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hookedonhunting Posted May 14, 2006 Report Share Posted May 14, 2006 Re: Funny! If thats real... They need to take a drug test. They are probably on weed or somethin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowJoe Posted May 14, 2006 Report Share Posted May 14, 2006 Re: Funny! Sounds like another improvised story of how big city rich people are idiots and simple fold are smarter. good story though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxAgJeepr Posted May 14, 2006 Report Share Posted May 14, 2006 Re: Funny! How bizarre... Incredibly Funny... Would have been better if "what was I thinking" was playing on the Navigators radio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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