tedicast Posted May 27, 2006 Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 I just found this on another forum, and got a good laugh out of it, so I thought I would share... A TEXAS FARM BOY A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died." Kenny replied "Well then, just give me my money back." The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey." The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?" Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off." Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead." A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 642 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $1182.00." Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?" Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back and he was happy." Ken grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NS whitetail Posted May 27, 2006 Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 Re: How to make money that would work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griz Posted May 27, 2006 Report Share Posted May 27, 2006 Re: How to make money LMBO... Hey I have up for raffle a dead skunk and even a possum...They would make a great turkey platter or even a real nice center piece for the table... $1.00 a ticket... Any takers...LOL... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun_300 Posted May 28, 2006 Report Share Posted May 28, 2006 Re: How to make money LOL! Smart guy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muff Posted May 28, 2006 Report Share Posted May 28, 2006 Re: How to make money LOL thats a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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